The house I live in was sold, so I have to move at the end of January. I started to stress out on it, and then I thought, well, there are a lot more stressful things in life than this. I mean, what if I was a soldier fighting in Vietnam? THAT would be stressful. This is nothing. What if I didn’t have legs? What if I had a boyfriend who insisted on wearing Speedos to the beach? What if I had amnesia?