My day yesterday can be summarized in the text messages in the outbox of my mobile phone:
07:01 a.m. Happy New Year! Did you see or hear Dick Clark? He died a couple of years ago, but he still comes to life to host New Year’s Eve n then eat brains.
7:26 a.m.: This place is swarming with cooties, wear a SARS mask.
10:11 a.m. Sorry, I forgot what day it was. I have a Dr. Appointment at either 1 or 3, if it’s 1 then I’ll call u! I lost my appt card n have to call them.
12:33 p.m.: Janae’s cat came home and she’s fine! I was in the mtns n didn’t get ur mssg, no phone sig.
05:33 p.m.: I am so filled with Christ’s love right now. I just wanted to share.
05:38 p.m.: Yeah. I was just sitting in the Dr’s office n having that thought and it was making me giggle out loud. I knew you’d be able to share that moment with me. Thanks for the coffee n the fondue!
05:50 p.m.: Yes!! My hearing is perfect. They want to do an MRI next week to look inside of my head.
05:58 p.m.: No, I’m serious about the cooties. It’s like that movie 28 days in here.